You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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