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  question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  .....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you

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• (714): View more from California

  Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon

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  Fuck you.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...

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  My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second

  (212): View more from New York

  Hashtag Pathetic

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• (607): View more from New York

  The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.

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