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(810): View more from Michigan

Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

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(678): View more from Georgia

he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.

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(253): View more from Washington

So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?

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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.

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The hell is wrong with me

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers

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(630): View more from Illinois

And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards

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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.

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Never judge a man by his mustache.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.

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