My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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