It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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