id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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