Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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