STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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