White coat. Heels.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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