so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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