This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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