Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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