32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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