Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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