It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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