when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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