you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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