i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
