our cab driver is having phone sex.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules