I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.