I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.