oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to