Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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