Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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