just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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