Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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