He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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