It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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