So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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