i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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