my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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