Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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