so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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