CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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