she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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