why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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