nut hugger
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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