Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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