I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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