Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.

(1-302): View more from Delaware

you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.

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(678): View more from Georgia

well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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(734): View more from Michigan

i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.

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(212): View more from New York

Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.

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(434): View more from Virginia

i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia

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