id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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