It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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