So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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