I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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