She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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