I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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