we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
