Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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