brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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