just come out here and I will go home with you...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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