This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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