Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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