Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
