Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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