so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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