the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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