if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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