I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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