I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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